Ralph Cirella, Prince of Sweden...

If Ralph married the Princess of Sweden, who was visiting the Sirius building on Monday, he would be on their currency. All hail Prince Ralph!

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Oilman and Mutant Crab...

In issue 2 can Oilman and Mutant Crab stop the Nuclear Clam?!?

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OILMAN and MUTANT CRAB...

Howard mentioned that it would be funny if he developed superpowers from being exposed to the water from the BP oil spill in the Gulf. He would then fight crime with his sidekick mutant crab, another mutated creature.

Stay tuned for cover of issue two with Oilman's arch nemesis, Nuclear Clam and Algae Girl. Brought to you, of course, by non other than Techno Beaver Comix.

It's been a while...

I win 80% of the time in solitare...

Techno Beaver has been spotted playing solitaire on his computer while on the air during the Wrap-up show. He claims he only plays while Benjy starts to ramble. He also boasted the he wins 80% of the time.

I'm on National TV Boff...

Techno Beaver made an appearance on the Fox News channel Geraldo show this past weekend to show off some of his techno prowess. He even showed up sporting some stylish new bling with a 45 RPM record adapter necklace.

Pizza from the trash...

Techno Beaver was allegedly spotted rummaging through a garbage can looking for leftover pizza. He has denied that he was looking for food to eat.

Best seat in the house...

Techno Beaver got into yet another argument with Howard about his decision to put stools in his home theatre. At one point Howard sarcastically commented that if given the choice people would prefer to sit on a chair with nails through it than a comfortable reclining chair.

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The mighty Techno Beaver headshot.

WWHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Today Techno Beaver and Yucko got into it over the phone. The whole thing ended with Baba Booey delivering a verbal ass whoop'n that left Yucko with no comebacks. That's one on the scoreboard for Techno Beaver.